| Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. |
| If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. |
| If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights. |
| Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. |
| Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. |
| In 1996, Michael Jordan made more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. |
| Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. |
| 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. |
| More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. |
| Marilyn Monroe had six toes. |
| All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public. |
| Walt Disney was afraid of mice. |
| Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. |
| Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton. |
| On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. |
| On average people fear spiders more than death. |
| Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. |
| Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. |
| In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. |
| If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. |
| Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. |
| Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery. |
| Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays. |
| Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy. |
| Gerald Ford is the only person who has served as both Vice-President and President without being elected to either office. |
